31 Aug

Pride goeth before a Fall Dickhead, and your ready to tumble

Posted By: User ImageDick [Dial]  //  Category: Dial-a-Dickhead Hotlines, Dick's List of Dickheads, Dickhead Ramblings
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Well here’s an update on one of our special dickheads, previously listed here.

This “bullet proof” dickhead has nearly reached the end of his line. Thank you to all the readers who sent SMS texts to +61422032109 for this loser too by the way!

Well since Dickhead was listed here, he has unfortunately been robbed. Yes, ever so mysteriously both items he had under finance were stolen by robbers apparently. Or… could it be that he tried to do an “insurance job” on them????

This idiot dickhead files for bankruptcy, and then arranges for his gear to get stolen??? How stupid is that! Well the best part is, dickhead didn’t bother to think that his insurance company might bother to check into his claim. Yeh thats right, he just assumed they cough up the payment direct into his bank account!

Unfortunately, “Neville” the nice insurance fraud investigator has been asking around dickhead’s mates, and has discovered that this dickhead has been bragging to everyone that he was going to arrange for his things to be stolen, so he could claim the insurance. Doh…. what a dickhead. Neville the investigator has been secretly interviewing the dickheads family members and friends, and has discovered that this dickhead is buddies with another dickhead mentioned somewhere else on this site.

It turns out that dickhead no2 has been associated with many many other fake insurance claims on “stolen” motor vehicles. Poor old Neville, he is astounded at what he has uncovered, so he simply cancels dickhead number one’s claim, and hands the entire case file over to the Australian Federal Police, as it involves interstate thefts too.

So, back to Jim the number one dickhead. Here he is blissfully cruising around in a car abusing everyone, not realizing that in a few days he will be suffering from “greasy-bum” syndrome, commonly found in most prison bitches. The worst part is that when dickhead no2 finds out that dickhead no1 has narked him up, he might try to share a cell with no1, and they can both share a greasy-bum together.

There are some dickheads in this world, and then there are dickheads.

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22 May

Dial this Dickhead now.

Posted By: User ImageDick [Dial]  //  Category: Dial-a-Dickhead Hotlines
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Rumour has it that this number belongs to a Dickhead named James Morshead. Apparently this Dickhead is trying to dodge the coppers so that they can’t serve him with his domestic violence warrants. He is such a Dickhead, that he doesn’t realize that the court hearings will proceed without him appearing to defend himself.

So what’s the big deal? Well this Dickhead loves to brag. Yep you got it, this dickhead is a real Jerk. He has done all the usual “hide-out” stuff like changing address and his car, but he can’t help hanging around his old stomping grounds and friends! He hasn’t quit his job, still at the same place for years.

He really thinks he has eluded the police, and is trying to start a new identity, with a new woman, ready to practise his domestic violence on her! Unfortunately for him, the local coppers regularly watch TV shows like “The Bill” and “CSI” every week and are fairly up to scratch on their detective work, so they wrote down his rego number, saw the mate the car was registered to, called around to his work and had a chat with his boss, and kind of shall we say “picked up the trail again”.

Oh, did we mention that they also call his cell-phone frequently and you’d never guess, Dickhead answers it every time. Even more stupid, if The Jerk misses a call, he rings it right back to see who it was. There is no doubt about it, this dickhead is certainly one of the dumbest criminal masterminds in history!

Don’t take our word for it, Dial-a-Dickhead on +61422032109 . Yes it’s an Australian Cell number, but the country code is included, and it’s well worth the $10 bucks or so (USD) to Dial-A-Dickhead like this.

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12 May

Dick’s List of Dial-a-Dickhead Hotlines

Posted By: User ImageDick [Dial]  //  Category: Dial-a-Dickhead Hotlines
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These numbers are sent to us anonomously by our dickhead tele-marketer friends in Pakistan.

It is very sad when even the Pakistani tele-marketers can identify a dickhead from a wrong number!

Simply SMS “Dial-a-Dickhead” or call and ask for “Dial-a-Dickhead”

+61422032109

+61420788789

0383303605

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