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The Moocher is one really sly dickhead. This is Mister Smooth, “Butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth”, the real charmer. So charming in fact, that by the time you figure out this dickhead is one sly fox, he has already mooched your last 5 bucks off you.

This dick-head is hard to expose, as he has the uncanny ability to impress your Granny so much with his charm, that she won’t hear a bad word against him, even though he pawned her false teeth last week! Read the Full Story here…

If you are not very bright, then The Designer is the Dial-a-Dickhead for you, because he already knows everything! Now even if he didn’t know something, he definitely will know someone who does know.

This guy couldn’t get any further up himself as he already holds the title of world’s most perfect arsehole.

He typically goes “full-on” and makes a big splash, then lounges back and cruises along in his glory boat.

He eventually comes to rest in deep shit, but successfully bullshits his way out and recommences the brown-nosing process again. Read the Full Story here…

Now the Pot-Head is one really cool Pot-smokin, Bong-sucking dickhead. He is usually the guy you know that is stoned 24/7, and brain-dead the other 24/7.

He could have a “heart of gold” but unfortunately it has been replaced by Pot Paranoia. He is a typical bong sucker, with extreme paranoia, fears, phobias, and a weak spine.

The Pot-Head is often hard to find, usually lurking behind a bong, pretending to have a life outside of being a dickhead! Read the Full Story here…

The Tosser is the original “King of the Kids” that will never grow up as wisdom eludes them.

The Tosser has to have, and wants to be the best of the best! They can ride a bike better, they can drive better, they can swim better, they can bullshit better, they can do anything better, if you don’t believe me, just ask them!

They will tell you that their dick is bigger and that they can toss it better than anyone! Unfortunately their manhood is definitely not bigger than their EGO!!!!!!!!! Read the Full Story here…

Now here’s a dickhead you can actually recall knowing! The Jerk is a very special breed of dickhead.

The Jerk is the ONLY DICKHEAD that can actually claim that they were actually born a dickhead!

The Jerk is usually a Saggitarian, often shuffling their weight between each leg while standing, has a mouth bigger than the Amazon river, has a flat forehead, and always sports bleeding, skinned knuckles.

The skinned knuckles are not from fighting, but from constantly dragging them along the ground when walking. Read the Full Story here…