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11 Aug

Idiot Driver of the Month Award Go’s to FJG931

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Idiot Driver of the Month Award Go's to FJG931

Name & shame a fool,it was raining, there’s a lot of traffic on the road,both lanes are busy on the freeway coming back from Anchorage,were all doing about 65,I have left about a 150 foot gap between me and the vehicle in front, but there’s a long line of traffic after the car in front and also the other lane,the idiot driver comes up behind me doing about 85/90 MPH,he’s flashing me and riding my backside,if I could pull over there’s no where for him to go,eventually the traffic thins out,I pull over into the other lane to let him pass, he pulls up beside me in his big Truck and gives me the finger,then pulls away, a big man in a big truck, obviously with a brain the size of a pea,turns out he’s towing a boat as well,can you imagine the carnage that could arise if dickhead had to pull up sharply,an emergency stop,his truck and boat could end up killing and maiming lots of innocent people carnage on the freeway all because of this fool that just has to show people that he is immune to traffic laws and he can do exactly what he wants,there’s never a trooper around when you could do with one,FJG931 I name you as idiot driver of the month of July.
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11 Aug

DickHead Driver

Posted By: Dick [Dial] // Category: Dicks Quick Flicks

I am driving in a 25 MPH POSTED ROAD, this guy comes up behind me at about 45/50 mph,he rides my arse,I did pull over to the right to let him pass me but he decided just to drive aggressively up close and personnal,before I got my camera out he was even closer to my rear, no further than about 6 feet away, Should we nominate this guy for the June Dickhead of the month award,what do you think?.
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11 Aug

Kane Wasling Singing

Posted By: Dick [Dial] // Category: Dicks Quick Flicks

this kids an idiot and he picks his nose at the start lol what a freak hes got no freinds hahahaha
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11 Aug

Kane Wasling 1

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What a nob head. LOL
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10 Nov

DICKHEAD By Tony Hoagland (Rated PG 13)

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"Dear Reid, It would be good for YouTube to create a category for POETRY. It should be available in every possible form." Tony Hoagland

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Dickhead
By Tony Hoagland

To whomever taught me the word dickhead,
I owe a debt of thanks.
It gave me a way of being in the world of men
when I most needed one,
– when I was pale and scrawny,
naked, goosefleshed
as a plucked chicken
in a supermarket cooler, a poor
– forked thing stranded in the savage
universe of puberty, where wild
jockstraps flew across the steamy
– skies of locker rooms,
and everybody fell down laughing
at jokes I didn?t understand.
– But dickhead was a word as dumb
and democratic as a hammer, an object
you could pick up in your hand,
and swing,
– saying dickhead this and dickhead that,
a song that meant the world
was yours enough at least
to bang on like a garbage can,
– and knowing it, and having that
beautiful ugliness always
cocked and loaded in my mind,
protected me and calmed me like a psalm.
– Now I have myself become
a beautiful ugliness,
–
and my weakness is a fact
so well established that
it makes me calm,
– and I am calm enough
to be grateful for the lives I
never have to live again;
– but I remember all the bad old days
back in the world of men,
when everything was serious, mysterious, scary,
hairier and bigger than I was;
–
I recall when flesh
was what I hated, feared
and was excluded from:
– Hardly knowing what I did,
or what would come of it,
I made a word my friend.

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"Tony Hoagland is one of the world’s great living poets. I love his humor - his edge - and his great overflowing heart." - Reid

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This is the first in a series featuring great poets from around the world - from nwm - with the permission and blessing of the author.

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"Tony Hoagland is the author of three volumes of poetry: Sweet Ruin, winner of the Brittingham Prize in Poetry, Donkey Gospel, winner of the James Laughlin Award of The Academy of American Poets, and What Narcissism Means to Me, as well as a collection of essay’s about poetry, Real Sofistakashun all by Graywolf Press. His poems and critical essays have appeared widely in journals and anthologies such as American Poetry Review, Harvard Review, and Ploughshares. Hoagland currently teaches in the poetry program at the University of Houston. He is the winner of the 2005 O.B. Hardison Jr. Prize. Awarded by the Folger Shakespeare Library, this is the only national prize to recognize a poet’s teaching as well as his art. Hoagland also received the 2005 Mark Twain Award, given by the Poetry Foundation in recognition of a poets contribution to humor in American poetry." -

Hoagland’s books are available at Amazon.com from Gray Wolf Publishing.

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10 Nov

Dickheads!

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10 Nov

Hayley and Stephanie

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Hayley and stephanie having hot kinky retarded sex in a blender…NO YOU CALM DOWN!!….Fascist.

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