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How about the ole doctor Jayant Patel, or Doctor Death as he is affectionately known in Australia. Here at dial-a-dickhead, we would simply refer to him as Doctor Dickhead I guess. We won’t go a lot into the story behind him, as there is plenty already published on the net about this curry-munching murderer.

Yep, this dickhead has been deported back to Australia to stand trial for medical negligence and murder. Basically, he is rooted. Have a gander at this photo of some of his greatest surgical acheivements. The poor patient only went into hospital to have his in-grown toenail trimmed, and look how he came out! No wonder he is so pissed!

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Rumour has it that a certain dickhead tosser has “accidentally” crashed his nice car! Not only crashed it, but entirely written it off, so it will need to be a total insurance payout!

It’s rather fortunate and co-incidental really, as it was having serious engine problems, not to mention the clutch and transmission were playing up too. Perhaps the high repayments that were 4 in arrears, could have contributed to this unfortunate crash with a tree. No I think the only unfortunate part was that it didn’t catch fire we guess.

Oh well, lucky he’s not with AAMI ……. , luckily he is very well conversed with insurance claims, having arranged many “thefts” and write-offs for others for a small fee in the past.

This flash tosser is so cash strapped that for the first time in his life he had to bum $50 off a mate! Not to mention hiding and dodging those he owes…. could it be that the dickhead tosser will be re-categorised as a dickhead moocher in the future??

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Okay here’s a sheila who fancies her-self as a dickhead quite a bit. She’d have to be fair up herself, as no decent bloke in his right mind would ever get up it! She runs a blog on her domain name, with about a dozen sub-domains all blogging about how good n pretty she is. Farkin unreal mate, it’s fat n hideous and fits into the dial-a-dickhead category of the designer perfectly.

Where she reigns supreme as a dickhead, is she frigs around pluggin on all the plugsites she can find, mostly by remote script, as when you check your visitors logs, there is no sign that she ever visited your site!

Now she has been banned umpteen dozen times by various webmasters, and assumes that they all all dickheads who will never catch her out. Okay, most have given up on her, and some have even created an alternate blog for her, complete with her photo, and a picture of her dickhead titties. (Fark they are ugly bastards)

Jeeezaas… all the dickhead bitch has to do is play the game fairly. I mean on her crappy plugboard her rules state - only 1 plug per site blah blah, and yet the hypocritical dickhead defies her own rules and hammers every other poor pricks site with at least her 3 main images.

Anyhow you can read all her real drivel about her handfuls of anti-depressants and ugly pills, or you can click here to see Chaw topless with the ugly farkin tits. Get a load of the head on it will ya, it’s got a face like a bastard wild pig, cos she OD-ed on ugly pills. Dickhead took a handfull, and every one of em worked!

Yerp. It’s enuff to make a fella chaw baccy.

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Well here’s an update on one of our special dickheads, previously listed here.

This “bullet proof” dickhead has nearly reached the end of his line. Thank you to all the readers who sent SMS texts to +61422032109 for this loser too by the way!

Well since Dickhead was listed here, he has unfortunately been robbed. Yes, ever so mysteriously both items he had under finance were stolen by robbers apparently. Or… could it be that he tried to do an “insurance job” on them????

This idiot dickhead files for bankruptcy, and then arranges for his gear to get stolen??? How stupid is that! Well the best part is, dickhead didn’t bother to think that his insurance company might bother to check into his claim. Yeh thats right, he just assumed they cough up the payment direct into his bank account!

Unfortunately, “Neville” the nice insurance fraud investigator has been asking around dickhead’s mates, and has discovered that this dickhead has been bragging to everyone that he was going to arrange for his things to be stolen, so he could claim the insurance. Doh…. what a dickhead. Neville the investigator has been secretly interviewing the dickheads family members and friends, and has discovered that this dickhead is buddies with another dickhead mentioned somewhere else on this site.

It turns out that dickhead no2 has been associated with many many other fake insurance claims on “stolen” motor vehicles. Poor old Neville, he is astounded at what he has uncovered, so he simply cancels dickhead number one’s claim, and hands the entire case file over to the Australian Federal Police, as it involves interstate thefts too.

So, back to Jim the number one dickhead. Here he is blissfully cruising around in a car abusing everyone, not realizing that in a few days he will be suffering from “greasy-bum” syndrome, commonly found in most prison bitches. The worst part is that when dickhead no2 finds out that dickhead no1 has narked him up, he might try to share a cell with no1, and they can both share a greasy-bum together.

There are some dickheads in this world, and then there are dickheads.

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Usually we can quickly comment on the Dickheads who treat women like shit, but this time we will comment on Dickhead women who are abused, and won’t walk away from it.

A family friend has 2 small children and lives with a very violent drug fucked mong, who treats her and the kids like a piece of shit. This guy is so cool that he has totalled the interior of her house - been placed on a restraining order - and she still lays down with the ole legs spread for him!!

No big deal except that he is an intravenous drug user, he roots everything and anything, and as a bi-sexual he loves a bit of “up the bum for fun“! So as a prime AIDS carrier, he still gets to hump his dickhead little bint who doesn’t have the guts to stand up and provide a decent life for her children.

This dickhead runs crying to us every few weeks, because the love of her life has trashed her again, then after all the support in the world, she snivels back to the drug-fuck again.

Her interior decorations are quite unique in a way, with near every wall panel being covered by decorative hangings or prints, just to hide the holes and exposed battens, studs, and beams from where her dickhead boyfriend has either punched or kicked holes in the walls. (Must be a cold cold place in the winter months)

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Ever been under a table or something, gone to get up and banged your head? As you collapse back to the ground cradling your bleeding scalp in your hands some Dickhead will always ask “Are you all right mate?”

Of course I’m alright you dickhead bastard, I always lay on the ground groaning you dickhead……

What a stupid dickhead question to ask! How about the greatest dickhead question of them all….. Read the Full Story here…

Have you ever noticed that most dickheads seem to work in the support or help industry? You know, when your cable TV dies and you ring that 1800-dial-a-dickhead number they provide?

The one where the support dickhead asks you absolute dickhead questions like “is your electricity still turned on” or “have you checked the on/off button?”. I love them, they seem to have a checklist that they are required to follow step by step, and when we try to jump a few steps by saying stuff like ” Look buddy, i am actually a retired technician, and everything is fine except for your cable”, you’ll hear this plaintive voice say ” Are you to be sure that the electricity supply for you house is still currently connected, can you to be trying a light switch for me please?”
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Occassionally, (regularly) we cross paths with dickheads that are often outstanding in their own quirky dickhead way. Well this is where we list their foolish dickhead adventures.

For example, how many times have you rang your telephone company, waited 25 minutes listening to the 1942 Top 10, heard 41 different recorded commercials for upgrading your service, and that dickhead incessantly annoying robotic voice telling you just how important your call is, and that your call has been placed in a queue etc etc…. Finally you are connected to an actual human being, who in their best dickhead voice says something like “Hello this is Rahbeesh, how crghty fnunude iu drefgt hukingtrue grangsdatr”. Read the Full Story here…