www.Dial-a-Dickhead.com

Have a go at this dickhead hosting site will ya,  http://byinternationalhosting.com/1/reseller.htm it’s got the lot, shitty images, crap fonts, and a choice of PayPal and Google Checkouts!! Even their domain name is done by a dickhead, I think he meant “buy” not “by”.

Really, this hosting site does not deserve the hits it will get from this post, but stumbled across it the other day. It must be the work of an 8yr old, or a Nigerian Scammer (its in Times New Roman)!

Nar, really this web site takes out the July 2008 Winner of the most Dickhead website award I reckon! If it did turn out to be a multi-hosting company with thousands of clients, then we have to assume that they are all spammers email accounts heh haw, what a dickhead.

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What dickhead would call their ecommerce website Itchy Micky? Yep, some tool-head (thats an amateur dickhead) has an online store actually called Itchy Micky!

Check it out here and buy something, that way when your friends ask where you got your new so-and-so from, you can proudly say ” You get em from Itchy Micky’s “. Perhaps you could open a conversation with a pretty girl with “Have you looked at Itchy Mickys lately?” That’s bound to get you a handbag across the chops.

Imagine the delivery guy at your front door asking you what you got from Itchy Mickys. Even more realistic, visualize the delivery guys back at the warehouse arguing over who gets the Itchy Mickys today. Obviously the store owner must have thought it was a good idea. Maybe Micky the owner has a skin allergy, and his friends all say “Here comes itchy Mickey again”.

Well no-one is going to accuse me of looking at Itchy Mickys, I’ll leave that to the gynaecologists I think. I wish the dickhead luck with his shop, and need to remind him that he is just so lucky I couldn’t find a phone number there to list for a Dial-A-Dickhead Hotline.

I could have nightmares just thinking about the implications of buying something from there. Imagine if you had to return an item, and the delivery company driver that came to pick it up was a woman. “Have you got something for Itchy Micky’s?” err… No lady, but I’ve got a Peter-Heater for Brass monkeys!

Dickhead.

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It’s amazing when you Google for “Dickhead” as to what you just might turn up.

There is an entire website devoted to Dickhead Bosses in the USA, and man does it have some listings! It;s really a comfort to know that Australia has NOT cornered the market on dickheads! When you dig into the site and view the state listings, one cannot help but want to say “poor diddums”, I mean what a bunch of whinging sooks. Read the one about the aircraft and you’ll know what I mean. Read the Full Story here…

Our great Aussie supporter of Buy Australian, that famed adventurer and entrepreneur, Mr Dick Smith has even done his level best to support Dickheads too.

Out with the ole red-heads, lets make dickheads useful! Well here it is, Dickhead matches, 20 in a box and 100% Australian made to boot! Read the Full Story here…

This site has a stench like a Nigerian 419 email scam. Looks like a Phishing site more even!

Let’s see how this works, I send a heap of cash by credit card, and Israel Defense Forces
are going to send Pizza and Coke to the boys overseas??? Read the Full Story here…