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The good part for those in the know, is that the blogs are hosted on Australian servers, so access for us Aussies is pretty bloody fast.
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Rumour has it that this number belongs to a Dickhead named James Morshead. Apparently this Dickhead is trying to dodge the coppers so that they can’t serve him with his domestic violence warrants. He is such a Dickhead, that he doesn’t realize that the court hearings will proceed without him appearing to defend himself.
So what’s the big deal? Well this Dickhead loves to brag. Yep you got it, this dickhead is a real Jerk. He has done all the usual “hide-out” stuff like changing address and his car, but he can’t help hanging around his old stomping grounds and friends! He hasn’t quit his job, still at the same place for years.
He really thinks he has eluded the police, and is trying to start a new identity, with a new woman, ready to practise his domestic violence on her! Unfortunately for him, the local coppers regularly watch TV shows like “The Bill” and “CSI” every week and are fairly up to scratch on their detective work, so they wrote down his rego number, saw the mate the car was registered to, called around to his work and had a chat with his boss, and kind of shall we say “picked up the trail again”.
Oh, did we mention that they also call his cell-phone frequently and you’d never guess, Dickhead answers it every time. Even more stupid, if The Jerk misses a call, he rings it right back to see who it was. There is no doubt about it, this dickhead is certainly one of the dumbest criminal masterminds in history!
Don’t take our word for it, Dial-a-Dickhead on +61422032109 . Yes it’s an Australian Cell number, but the country code is included, and it’s well worth the $10 bucks or so (USD) to Dial-A-Dickhead like this.
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It’s amazing when you Google for “Dickhead” as to what you just might turn up.
There is an entire website devoted to Dickhead Bosses in the USA, and man does it have some listings! It;s really a comfort to know that Australia has NOT cornered the market on dickheads! When you dig into the site and view the state listings, one cannot help but want to say “poor diddums”, I mean what a bunch of whinging sooks. Read the one about the aircraft and you’ll know what I mean. Read the Full Story here…
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