How about the ole doctor Jayant Patel, or Doctor Death as he is affectionately known in Australia. Here at dial-a-dickhead, we would simply refer to him as Doctor Dickhead I guess. We won’t go a lot into the story behind him, as there is plenty already published on the net about this curry-munching murderer.
Yep, this dickhead has been deported back to Australia to stand trial for medical negligence and murder. Basically, he is rooted. Have a gander at this photo of some of his greatest surgical acheivements. The poor patient only went into hospital to have his in-grown toenail trimmed, and look how he came out! No wonder he is so pissed!
Rumour has it that a certain dickhead tosser has “accidentally” crashed his nice car! Not only crashed it, but entirely written it off, so it will need to be a total insurance payout!
It’s rather fortunate and co-incidental really, as it was having serious engine problems, not to mention the clutch and transmission were playing up too. Perhaps the high repayments that were 4 in arrears, could have contributed to this unfortunate crash with a tree. No I think the only unfortunate part was that it didn’t catch fire we guess.
Oh well, lucky he’s not with AAMI ……. , luckily he is very well conversed with insurance claims, having arranged many “thefts” and write-offs for others for a small fee in the past.
This flash tosser is so cash strapped that for the first time in his life he had to bum $50 off a mate! Not to mention hiding and dodging those he owes…. could it be that the dickhead tosser will be re-categorised as a dickhead moocher in the future??
Okay here’s a sheila who fancies her-self as a dickhead quite a bit. She’d have to be fair up herself, as no decent bloke in his right mind would ever get up it! She runs a blog on her domain name, with about a dozen sub-domains all blogging about how good n pretty she is. Farkin unreal mate, it’s fat n hideous and fits into the dial-a-dickhead category of the designer perfectly.
Where she reigns supreme as a dickhead, is she frigs around pluggin on all the plugsites she can find, mostly by remote script, as when you check your visitors logs, there is no sign that she ever visited your site!
Now she has been banned umpteen dozen times by various webmasters, and assumes that they all all dickheads who will never catch her out. Okay, most have given up on her, and some have even created an alternate blog for her, complete with her photo, and a picture of her dickhead titties. (Fark they are ugly bastards)
Jeeezaas… all the dickhead bitch has to do is play the game fairly. I mean on her crappy plugboard her rules state - only 1 plug per site blah blah, and yet the hypocritical dickhead defies her own rules and hammers every other poor pricks site with at least her 3 main images.
Anyhow you can read all her real drivel about her handfuls of anti-depressants and ugly pills, or you can click here to see Chaw topless with the ugly farkin tits. Get a load of the head on it will ya, it’s got a face like a bastard wild pig, cos she OD-ed on ugly pills. Dickhead took a handfull, and every one of em worked!
This “bullet proof” dickhead has nearly reached the end of his line. Thank you to all the readers who sent SMS texts to +61422032109 for this loser too by the way!
Well since Dickhead was listed here, he has unfortunately been robbed. Yes, ever so mysteriously both items he had under finance were stolen by robbers apparently. Or… could it be that he tried to do an “insurance job” on them????
This idiot dickhead files for bankruptcy, and then arranges for his gear to get stolen??? How stupid is that! Well the best part is, dickhead didn’t bother to think that his insurance company might bother to check into his claim. Yeh thats right, he just assumed they cough up the payment direct into his bank account!
Unfortunately, “Neville” the nice insurance fraud investigator has been asking around dickhead’s mates, and has discovered that this dickhead has been bragging to everyone that he was going to arrange for his things to be stolen, so he could claim the insurance. Doh…. what a dickhead. Neville the investigator has been secretly interviewing the dickheads family members and friends, and has discovered that this dickhead is buddies with another dickhead mentioned somewhere else on this site.
It turns out that dickhead no2 has been associated with many many other fake insurance claims on “stolen” motor vehicles. Poor old Neville, he is astounded at what he has uncovered, so he simply cancels dickhead number one’s claim, and hands the entire case file over to the Australian Federal Police, as it involves interstate thefts too.
So, back to Jim the number one dickhead. Here he is blissfully cruising around in a car abusing everyone, not realizing that in a few days he will be suffering from “greasy-bum” syndrome, commonly found in most prison bitches. The worst part is that when dickhead no2 finds out that dickhead no1 has narked him up, he might try to share a cell with no1, and they can both share a greasy-bum together.
There are some dickheads in this world, and then there are dickheads.
Usually we can quickly comment on the Dickheads who treat women like shit, but this time we will comment on Dickhead women who are abused, and won’t walk away from it.
A family friend has 2 small children and lives with a very violent drug fucked mong, who treats her and the kids like a piece of shit. This guy is so cool that he has totalled the interior of her house - been placed on a restraining order - and she still lays down with the ole legs spread for him!!
No big deal except that he is an intravenous drug user, he roots everything and anything, and as a bi-sexual he loves a bit of “up the bum for fun“! So as a prime AIDS carrier, he still gets to hump his dickhead little bint who doesn’t have the guts to stand up and provide a decent life for her children.
This dickhead runs crying to us every few weeks, because the love of her life has trashed her again, then after all the support in the world, she snivels back to the drug-fuck again.
Her interior decorations are quite unique in a way, with near every wall panel being covered by decorative hangings or prints, just to hide the holes and exposed battens, studs, and beams from where her dickhead boyfriend has either punched or kicked holes in the walls. (Must be a cold cold place in the winter months)
Have a go at this dickhead hosting site will ya, http://byinternationalhosting.com/1/reseller.htm it’s got the lot, shitty images, crap fonts, and a choice of PayPal and Google Checkouts!! Even their domain name is done by a dickhead, I think he meant “buy” not “by”.
Really, this hosting site does not deserve the hits it will get from this post, but stumbled across it the other day. It must be the work of an 8yr old, or a Nigerian Scammer (its in Times New Roman)!
Nar, really this web site takes out the July 2008 Winner of the most Dickhead website award I reckon! If it did turn out to be a multi-hosting company with thousands of clients, then we have to assume that they are all spammers email accounts heh haw, what a dickhead.
Let us never forget those well reknowned dickheads, the ethnic taxi driver. How is it that a well educated and presented teenager can fail the questions on a drivers license test??? It’s got me stuffed, when you can hail a cab, and find yourself greeted by a driver that can hardly speak any english, let alone read or write English, yet they amazingly pass not only a drivers licensing test, but also a cab drivers test as well.
You know the cabbies knowledge test where they have memorized the names of major roads, suburbs, and places of interest, and can suggest the most practical route there! These Cabbie dickheads think they can bluff us into thinking they know the best routes, but how many times have I been asked by a curry-muncher “How do I get there?” and not “Which way would be best?”
Even worse, if they are involved in a vehicle accident, they suddenly can’t speak any English at all! The Police should have the power to cancel their taxi-permit “on the spot”, on the grounds that the driver obviously did not have a sufficient grasp on the English language to have applied for it in the first place.
These dickheads are ferrying our loved ones all over the city, when they have paid a professional curry-muncher to sit the exam on their behalf! Does the government know about this scam? Sure they do, but apart from accepting a bit of “under the table cash”, they also acknowledge that there is a great shortage of taxi-drivers, as those who are not dickheads won’t work for a bowl of rice.
Now these ethnic super-dickheads have it down so pat, that Curry No1. who actually can speak a few words of english, actually has a taxi license and does the “day shift”. Then Curry No2. how speaks stuff all english other than “No Spik english” does the evening shift using Curry No1’s identity and license! when he is done, Curry No3. does the graveyard shift, again using Curry No.1 or Curry No.20’s permit.
The ID’s are shuffled around by “professional” Curries, who do nothing more than “rent out” the permits to the “No Spik Englis” munchers. This way the driving logs always show a “fresh” Curry behind the wheel. It is perfectly understandable that we have so many Curry-Cabbies, as we simply do NOT have enough 7-11’s to go around.
Imagine if every Curry-Cabbie saved up enough to open their own 7-11! There would be row upon row of 7-11’s upon every major road in every city across the globe. so why do currymunchers emigrate here??? because there are NO 7-11’s in their home country, and their taxis are drawn by water-buffalo!
Now that Woolworths owns DickSmith Electronics and Tandy, it makes for a bit of an interesting adventure when shopping for bloke gadgets. Our local shopping mall has the lot. We got Woolies, Tricky Dickies and Tandy all under the one roof. Now Dickies has the biggest range, and often better prices than Tandy, however the biggest difference is YOU GET SERVED AT TANDY, and grow a beard at DickSmiths.
Now the other night some dickhead decided to shoot out the window of my car, parked in my driveway at home. After the usual bit with the coppers, the crime scene gal, the lawyers etc, I thought what a great idea if I add another CCTV camera to my security system!
So as you do, I jumped on the net, browsed here and there and decided on a model available at BOTH TrickyDicks and at Tandy Electronics. Armed with the cameras item numbers, I gave Tandy a bell on the phone. The guy at Tandy without any rooting around or crap about “getting you one in” tells me straight up that he aint got one. No problemo! So I give DickSmith Electronics a call on the blower! Eventually wheezy Rob answers, chats, formalizes, and proceeds to look up the product number that I gave him from their online catalog.
After a bit more wheezing, he advises me that its my lucky day as he has one left in stock. I say bewdy mate, cos I want this thing installed before dark! I tells him that I will send my daughter down to buy the thing for me. Yep great he wheezes, just be sure to tell her to ask for “Rob”, because I have put it aside for you, how long will she be he asks? By now it’s 20 past 2, so I said about 15 minutes as we don’t live all that far away.
All is good, my enormously pregnant daughter waddles out to her car and drives off. Two and a half hours later she returns, very flustered and tired, but armed with a box in a shopping bag. I opened the box, and bewdy, it was just what I wanted! But then she tells me that when she arrive at DickSmiths and asks for “Rob”, she was greeted by a wheezing sumo wrestler who informed her that he actually didn’t have a camera in stock afterall. Sorry! I’ll give you sorry you effing fat DickHead!
Why tell a customer that you have stock when you don’t? Why, because you are too large to go an look properly thats why. A waste of effing space on this planet. Guzzling up precious oxygen at an alarming rate and turning it into farts. Anyway, Dickhead has a solution. he gets on the horn and rings around the other DickSmith stores, until he finally locates the item in stock at a distant outlet. So he sends me poor daughter off on a quest again, another 20 miles down the road.
The rest is history, after finding parking twice, walking considerable distances, and driving to the other side of the planet, the poor girl gets back here with the damn thing. Now if Mr Dial-a-Dickhead shop assistant has visually checked his stock, instead of assuming there was stock, he could have been the man the Tandy-Man was and said no matey i don’t have one. (Sorry, I meant wheezed not said) Then a fella would have made a few more calls, and sent his daughter direct to the store with the stock.
But no, not only do I get fucked over by a Dickhead, I find that this isn’t just an ordinary dickhead, but a barge-arsed hindenburg who is also eating all my food and breathing all my oxygen as well. Anyway the moral of the story is SHOP AT TANDY ELECTRONICS!!!!!!!!!!
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