Why do Dickheads crave sympathy

Posted By: Dick [Dial]  //  Category: Dickhead Ramblings
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Ever noticed how most dickheads always feel sorry for themselves and have a hard-luck story to tell.

Perhaps this is a legacy of not being loved by their mummy when they were little. They can always put on this fake air of importance, but when they hit the grog or the chips are down, suddenly it’s everyone elses fault that they are the way they are.

They accept zero responsibility for their actions, and expect the world owes them for their existence. Hey dickhead, I didn’t ask for you when I ordered my perfect world so what the F#@K are you doing here!

All we owe them is a sharp knife or a length of rope so they can do them self in. That’s right! Suicide was invented just for Dickheads, so please, let’s do the right thing and not deny a dickhead the right to leave our perfect worlds.

Odd isn’t it how most of us can just sit and enjoy the beauty of nature, or value a fine conversation ……. then some dickhead wanders into our world to stuff it up. Duh … what’s a sunset …

Bit like these terrorist suicide bombers out there. They are such fuckin dickheads. They only took the job on because they were told it was a permanent position and they would only have to work a few minutes on full pay. What the wankers don’t realise is that the included health benefit package is of no use to them! What great dickheads suicide bombers are, but at least they are trying.

We could avoid all the un-necessary deaths caused by terrorism by simple offering potential suicide bomber dickheads a safe have to detonate in. Like we do for the druggo’s with shooting galleries, we give the dickhead terrorists a mountain top somewhere where they can blow the shit outta themselves without annoying others. Governments could even chip in a few bucks and provide subsidised ski-lifts and explosives for them. We could have trained medical professionals on hand to insert the sticks of dynamite up their arses hygenically! No more risk of AIDS from sharing detonators and fuses!

Don’t sit there any longer - do something about it now! List your dickheads, expose them and give them the glory they seek! That way they might just leave you and me alone for a while :)

The Moocher

Posted By: User ImageDick [Dial]  //  Category: Dickheads by Category
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The Moocher is one really sly dickhead. This is Mister Smooth, “Butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth”, the real charmer. So charming in fact, that by the time you figure out this dickhead is one sly fox, he has already mooched your last 5 bucks off you.

This dick-head is hard to expose, as he has the uncanny ability to impress your Granny so much with his charm, that she won’t hear a bad word against him, even though he pawned her false teeth last week! Read the Full Story here…