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Occassionally, (regularly) we cross paths with dickheads that are often outstanding in their own quirky dickhead way. Well this is where we list their foolish dickhead adventures.

For example, how many times have you rang your telephone company, waited 25 minutes listening to the 1942 Top 10, heard 41 different recorded commercials for upgrading your service, and that dickhead incessantly annoying robotic voice telling you just how important your call is, and that your call has been placed in a queue etc etc…. Finally you are connected to an actual human being, who in their best dickhead voice says something like “Hello this is Rahbeesh, how crghty fnunude iu drefgt hukingtrue grangsdatr”.

What do we do? Well because we are generally good mannered folk, we usually say something like “Hello…. hello… I can’t hear you properly, it must be a bad line!” Of course it’s actually a great line, because it’s the only bloody good line that your telephone company has, as all the shitty ones are already connected to your house!

So what does the Dickhead operator Rahbeesh from India say in reply…… they say ” hello… drefty sdret ghu hkjidf trassis fretious rassish telstra telephone hello”

Bloody brilliant… here we have held the line for nearly 35 minutes and we get a DICKHEAD who thinks that they can speak English!!!!! So we say ” Look mate I can’t understand a word you are saying, can you try again a little slower” and we make a polite excuse by blaming ourself, “I’m a little deaf and the line is noisy sorry”, when actually what we really want to say is “LOOK DICKHEAD, PISS OFF AND PUT ME THROUGH TO SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH”.

Yep, we are surrounded by international dickheads, they are everywhere!

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