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Have you ever noticed that most dickheads seem to work in the support or help industry? You know, when your cable TV dies and you ring that 1800-dial-a-dickhead number they provide?

The one where the support dickhead asks you absolute dickhead questions like “is your electricity still turned on” or “have you checked the on/off button?”. I love them, they seem to have a checklist that they are required to follow step by step, and when we try to jump a few steps by saying stuff like ” Look buddy, i am actually a retired technician, and everything is fine except for your cable”, you’ll hear this plaintive voice say ” Are you to be sure that the electricity supply for you house is still currently connected, can you to be trying a light switch for me please?”

That’s about where we totally lose it and shout “Listen you curry-munching dickhead…. if I wanted.. etc etc etc”

Then this firm voice says “Are you to be sure that the electricity supply for you house is still currently connected, can you to be trying a light switch for me please?”

By now I am foaming at the mouth, and the tirade erupts from my lips “&%$# you Rahbeesh you curry munching son of a bitch, you fix my %@#$ing Foxtel now you dickhead bastard or I’m gunna burn your brother’s 711 down, you arsehole”

Then this firm voice says “Are you to be sure that the electricity supply for you house is still currently connected, can you to be trying a light switch for me please?”………………………………… Arrggggghhhh!

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