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17 Nov

Oops… I think I need an insurance claim again

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Dick [Dial] | Category: Dick's List of Dickheads

Rumour has it that a certain dickhead tosser has “accidentally” crashed his nice car! Not only crashed it, but entirely written it off, so it will need to be a total insurance payout!

It’s rather fortunate and co-incidental really, as it was having serious engine problems, not to mention the clutch and transmission were playing up too. Perhaps the high repayments that were 4 in arrears, could have contributed to this unfortunate crash with a tree. No I think the only unfortunate part was that it didn’t catch fire we guess.

Oh well, lucky he’s not with AAMI ……. , luckily he is very well conversed with insurance claims, having arranged many “thefts” and write-offs for others for a small fee in the past.

This flash tosser is so cash strapped that for the first time in his life he had to bum $50 off a mate! Not to mention hiding and dodging those he owes…. could it be that the dickhead tosser will be re-categorised as a dickhead moocher in the future??

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