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The Moocher is one really sly dickhead. This is Mister Smooth, “Butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth”, the real charmer. So charming in fact, that by the time you figure out this dickhead is one sly fox, he has already mooched your last 5 bucks off you.

This dick-head is hard to expose, as he has the uncanny ability to impress your Granny so much with his charm, that she won’t hear a bad word against him, even though he pawned her false teeth last week!

The Moocher is always able to say the right think at the right time, and is often able to convince you that he is your best friend.

The Moocher must never be confused with The Conman, as The moocher is NOT professional, he/she is simply another dickhead who thinks they are clever! Unfortunately, as they flitter from “friend to friend”, trying to convince each person they they are the only friend in their life, they leave a sloppy trail of bull-shit behind them.

Once out of “friends” to mooch off of, the Moocher invariably pulls the sympathy act, and performs the old “my life is over” and tries the old “Suicide for Sympathy” trick. You know, the one where they scratch across their wrists the wrong way to make a bit of blood, or take an overdose of Saccharine tablets.

Aha you say… “Now I know what you mean..yep The Moocher is a Dickhead of Dickheads”.

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