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Now the Pot-Head is one really cool Pot-smokin, Bong-sucking dickhead. He is usually the guy you know that is stoned 24/7, and brain-dead the other 24/7.

He could have a “heart of gold” but unfortunately it has been replaced by Pot Paranoia. He is a typical bong sucker, with extreme paranoia, fears, phobias, and a weak spine.

The Pot-Head is often hard to find, usually lurking behind a bong, pretending to have a life outside of being a dickhead!

On a cold winter’s night the Pot-Head will often huddle with other dickheads, and sip bong-water to keep warm.

Pot-Heads usually prefer to be called Shane, Daniel, Wayne, Troy, Sean, Peter, Timothy or Bruce, instead of Pothead or Stoney.

Pot-Heads are easy to identify by their dark sunglasses that they wear at midnight. They wear these dark glasses not to hide their blood-shot eyes and dilated pupils, but more so in the hope that no-one will notice them as they try to remain inconspicuous in their filthy jeans and large ex-army great-coat.

Street-hookers often take pity on the Pot-Head and save their used condoms for him to rinse and re-roll, as he never has the financial means to buy new ones.

Don’t be alarmed, as this actually is a hygienic “safe sex” practise, as the Pot-Head rarely uses condoms, because the closest they ever get to a “real” root is when some Jerk porks them from behind while they are bending over re-packing their Bong.

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