www.Dial-a-Dickhead.com

If you are not very bright, then The Designer is the Dial-a-Dickhead for you, because he already knows everything! Now even if he didn’t know something, he definitely will know someone who does know.

This guy couldn’t get any further up himself as he already holds the title of world’s most perfect arsehole.

He typically goes “full-on” and makes a big splash, then lounges back and cruises along in his glory boat.

He eventually comes to rest in deep shit, but successfully bullshits his way out and recommences the brown-nosing process again.

This guy is usually on a “first-name” basis with street-hookers and retired faggots. Although not quite your average dickhead, this dude is a redneck cleverly disguised as a social giant.

He loves to convey the impression that he is Bill Gates’ brother, when in reality he is actually rooting his best mates grandma!

Designers prefer to use big words like Kawasaki, Louis Vuitton, and Gordon Schumway, instead of bike, wallet, and Alf.

They are often seen driving “expensive” cars like Ford Falcons, and would never be seen dead in a Holden Commodore.

The Designer usually responds to names such as Adam, Cyril, Vaun, Reginald, Archibald, Frank, Aristotle, and Cedric in preference to “hey Dickhead”.

He loves to brag about his sexual prowess, and he probably is very good in the sack, as I have never heard a single ancient toothless granny complain about him yet! Wouldja like another gum-job sonny?

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