www.Dial-a-Dickhead.com

Our great Aussie supporter of Buy Australian, that famed adventurer and entrepreneur, Mr Dick Smith has even done his level best to support Dickheads too.

Out with the ole red-heads, lets make dickheads useful! Well here it is, Dickhead matches, 20 in a box and 100% Australian made to boot!

These matches are an absolute MUST for the discerning Aussie Bloke, as where or how else could you claim to have 20 dickheads, all ready to strike, in your back pocket?

Forget plastic lighters, forget cheap foreign imports, go top-shelf and buy your Dickheads, ready to go in a box.

Just ask your store-keeper: “Can I have a box of Dickheads please?” or “Do you have Dickheads here?” Now Dick Smith has had some great ideas, but I am not so sure that selling dickheads is one of them.

How shameful Mr Smith, actually confessing to making dickheads right here in Australia!

I mean you could imagine 2 international tourists walking along the beach, one about to light up a cigarette.

Hans- “Can I borrow lighter please?”

Ingrid- “Sorry, no have lighter, here you scratch this Aussie Dickhead on my box instead!”

Hans- “Damn, wind blew match out”

Ingrid- “No matter, I still have 19 Australian Dickheads in my box”

Brilliant Mr Smith, you’ll be our next tourism ambassador for sure.

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