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23 May

It’s not just people

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Dick [Dial] | Category: Dickhead Ramblings

I have came to the conclusion that it’s not just people who are dickheads, but the majority of the animal world too.

Being a real lucky bastard, I somehow got “blessed” with having a bloody cat in the house! My daughter thinks that the sun shines out of it’s arse, but if I had my way I would be shining the sun with it’s arse!

Anyway, this young cat spends hours trying to climb up the doors and walls in the house. I mean, I am impressed as it can nearly make the 2 metre mark from the floor, but I am really pissed at the way it tends to slide back down the wall, using it’s claws as brakes.

What a Dickhead cat. That’s all it does is jump up the friggin walls. I even checked to see if it just had pepper or hot sauce on it’s arsehole, and maybe that was why it jumps. Nope, just a serious mental disorder I think, not uncommon in dickhead animals.

Still it is fun clipping its claws with nail clippers and watching it try to jump up the vertical drapes or screens. It gets a real dickhead look as it falls back safely to mother earth on it’s arse.

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