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The Moocher is one really sly dickhead. This is Mister Smooth, “Butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth”, the real charmer. So charming in fact, that by the time you figure out this dickhead is one sly fox, he has already mooched your last 5 bucks off you.

This dick-head is hard to expose, as he has the uncanny ability to impress your Granny so much with his charm, that she won’t hear a bad word against him, even though he pawned her false teeth last week! Read the Full Story here…

If you are not very bright, then The Designer is the Dial-a-Dickhead for you, because he already knows everything! Now even if he didn’t know something, he definitely will know someone who does know.

This guy couldn’t get any further up himself as he already holds the title of world’s most perfect arsehole.

He typically goes “full-on” and makes a big splash, then lounges back and cruises along in his glory boat.

He eventually comes to rest in deep shit, but successfully bullshits his way out and recommences the brown-nosing process again. Read the Full Story here…

Now the Pot-Head is one really cool Pot-smokin, Bong-sucking dickhead. He is usually the guy you know that is stoned 24/7, and brain-dead the other 24/7.

He could have a “heart of gold” but unfortunately it has been replaced by Pot Paranoia. He is a typical bong sucker, with extreme paranoia, fears, phobias, and a weak spine.

The Pot-Head is often hard to find, usually lurking behind a bong, pretending to have a life outside of being a dickhead! Read the Full Story here…