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27 Jun

Itchy Micky what a dickhead name for a shop

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What dickhead would call their ecommerce website Itchy Micky? Yep, some tool-head (thats an amateur dickhead) has an online store actually called Itchy Micky!

Check it out here and buy something, that way when your friends ask where you got your new so-and-so from, you can proudly say ” You get em from Itchy Micky’s “. Perhaps you could open a conversation with a pretty girl with “Have you looked at Itchy Mickys lately?” That’s bound to get you a handbag across the chops.

Imagine the delivery guy at your front door asking you what you got from Itchy Mickys. Even more realistic, visualize the delivery guys back at the warehouse arguing over who gets the Itchy Mickys today. Obviously the store owner must have thought it was a good idea. Maybe Micky the owner has a skin allergy, and his friends all say “Here comes itchy Mickey again”.

Well no-one is going to accuse me of looking at Itchy Mickys, I’ll leave that to the gynaecologists I think. I wish the dickhead luck with his shop, and need to remind him that he is just so lucky I couldn’t find a phone number there to list for a Dial-A-Dickhead Hotline.

I could have nightmares just thinking about the implications of buying something from there. Imagine if you had to return an item, and the delivery company driver that came to pick it up was a woman. “Have you got something for Itchy Micky’s?” err… No lady, but I’ve got a Peter-Heater for Brass monkeys!

Dickhead.

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25 Jun

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25 Jun

Meter Readers are Dickheads

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The other morning we get a visitor in the office. It’s the electricity company meter reader, armed with his little meter scanner.

He wondered if I could unlock our side gate so he could access the electricity meters, as he couldn’t find the catch to open the gate.

I explained to him that the gate had no lock, not even a catch, and would he mind simply pushing on it, or even pulling on it to swing it open, as it had spring-loaded auto-closing hinges.

Boy was he red-faced! What a Dickhead! I mean seriously, where the #$@& has this guy been! The gate even has a sign on it saying “Disabled Access - Push to Open” with a little picture of a wheelchair on it!

Perhaps it is time that our money-hungry electricity company began to hire disabled people to read their meters. They wouldn’t have had a problem accessing our meters, because they can READ!

So here we are trusting a guy that can’t read a sign on a gate, to accurately read our power consumption for the period, so that we can be billed accordingly! Now i am worried!

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