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Dick // Category: Dial-a-Dickhead Hotlines, Dick's List of Dickheads, Dickhead Ramblings 
Well here’s an update on one of our special dickheads, previously listed here.
This “bullet proof” dickhead has nearly reached the end of his line. Thank you to all the readers who sent SMS texts to +61422032109 for this loser too by the way!
Well since Dickhead was listed here, he has unfortunately been robbed. Yes, ever so mysteriously both items he had under finance were stolen by robbers apparently. Or… could it be that he tried to do an “insurance job” on them????
This idiot dickhead files for bankruptcy, and then arranges for his gear to get stolen??? How stupid is that! Well the best part is, dickhead didn’t bother to think that his insurance company might bother to check into his claim. Yeh thats right, he just assumed they cough up the payment direct into his bank account!
Unfortunately, “Neville” the nice insurance fraud investigator has been asking around dickhead’s mates, and has discovered that this dickhead has been bragging to everyone that he was going to arrange for his things to be stolen, so he could claim the insurance. Doh…. what a dickhead. Neville the investigator has been secretly interviewing the dickheads family members and friends, and has discovered that this dickhead is buddies with another dickhead mentioned somewhere else on this site.
It turns out that dickhead no2 has been associated with many many other fake insurance claims on “stolen” motor vehicles. Poor old Neville, he is astounded at what he has uncovered, so he simply cancels dickhead number one’s claim, and hands the entire case file over to the Australian Federal Police, as it involves interstate thefts too.
So, back to Jim the number one dickhead. Here he is blissfully cruising around in a car abusing everyone, not realizing that in a few days he will be suffering from “greasy-bum” syndrome, commonly found in most prison bitches. The worst part is that when dickhead no2 finds out that dickhead no1 has narked him up, he might try to share a cell with no1, and they can both share a greasy-bum together.
There are some dickheads in this world, and then there are dickheads.
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Usually we can quickly comment on the Dickheads who treat women like shit, but this time we will comment on Dickhead women who are abused, and won’t walk away from it.
A family friend has 2 small children and lives with a very violent drug fucked mong, who treats her and the kids like a piece of shit. This guy is so cool that he has totalled the interior of her house - been placed on a restraining order - and she still lays down with the ole legs spread for him!!
No big deal except that he is an intravenous drug user, he roots everything and anything, and as a bi-sexual he loves a bit of “up the bum for fun“! So as a prime AIDS carrier, he still gets to hump his dickhead little bint who doesn’t have the guts to stand up and provide a decent life for her children.
This dickhead runs crying to us every few weeks, because the love of her life has trashed her again, then after all the support in the world, she snivels back to the drug-fuck again.
Her interior decorations are quite unique in a way, with near every wall panel being covered by decorative hangings or prints, just to hide the holes and exposed battens, studs, and beams from where her dickhead boyfriend has either punched or kicked holes in the walls. (Must be a cold cold place in the winter months)