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Jimmy Buffett - Dickhead

Dickhead By Jimmy Buffett
He Ain’t Nothin’ But A Dickhead.
he’s Been One All His Life.
if He Ever Gets Married
he’ll Be A Dickhead With A Wife.
he’s Got No Damned Excuse.
god Knows That He Tries.
he’ll Be A Fuckin’ Dickhead Until The Day He Dies.

he’s Got A Pretty Girlfriend
and He Flirts Behind Her Back.
he Looks At Other Women,
tries To Get Them In The Sack.
he Tells Her That He Loves Her,
then He Doesn’t Call For Days.
when It Comes To Bein’ A Dickhead,
he’s Got A Million Ways. Read the Full Story here…

Now here’s a dickhead you can actually recall knowing! The Jerk is a very special breed of dickhead.

The Jerk is the ONLY DICKHEAD that can actually claim that they were actually born a dickhead!

The Jerk is usually a Saggitarian, often shuffling their weight between each leg while standing, has a mouth bigger than the Amazon river, has a flat forehead, and always sports bleeding, skinned knuckles.

The skinned knuckles are not from fighting, but from constantly dragging them along the ground when walking. Read the Full Story here…