The Designer

Posted By: User ImageDick [Dial]  //  Category: Dickheads by Category
No Gravatar


If you are not very bright, then The Designer is the Dial-a-Dickhead for you, because he already knows everything! Now even if he didn’t know something, he definitely will know someone who does know.

This guy couldn’t get any further up himself as he already holds the title of world’s most perfect arsehole.

He typically goes “full-on” and makes a big splash, then lounges back and cruises along in his glory boat.

He eventually comes to rest in deep shit, but successfully bullshits his way out and recommences the brown-nosing process again. Read the Full Story here…

The Tosser

Posted By: User ImageDick [Dial]  //  Category: Dickheads by Category
No Gravatar


The Tosser is the original “King of the Kids” that will never grow up as wisdom eludes them.

The Tosser has to have, and wants to be the best of the best! They can ride a bike better, they can drive better, they can swim better, they can bullshit better, they can do anything better, if you don’t believe me, just ask them!

They will tell you that their dick is bigger and that they can toss it better than anyone! Unfortunately their manhood is definitely not bigger than their EGO!!!!!!!!! Read the Full Story here…