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Let us never forget those well reknowned dickheads, the ethnic taxi driver. How is it that a well educated and presented teenager can fail the questions on a drivers license test??? It’s got me stuffed, when you can hail a cab, and find yourself greeted by a driver that can hardly speak any english, let alone read or write English, yet they amazingly pass not only a drivers licensing test, but also a cab drivers test as well.

You know the cabbies knowledge test where they have memorized the names of major roads, suburbs, and places of interest, and can suggest the most practical route there! These Cabbie dickheads think they can bluff us into thinking they know the best routes, but how many times have I been asked by a curry-muncher “How do I get there?” and not “Which way would be best?”
Even worse, if they are involved in a vehicle accident, they suddenly can’t speak any English at all! The Police should have the power to cancel their taxi-permit “on the spot”, on the grounds that the driver obviously did not have a sufficient grasp on the English language to have applied for it in the first place.
These dickheads are ferrying our loved ones all over the city, when they have paid a professional curry-muncher to sit the exam on their behalf! Does the government know about this scam? Sure they do, but apart from accepting a bit of “under the table cash”, they also acknowledge that there is a great shortage of taxi-drivers, as those who are not dickheads won’t work for a bowl of rice.
Now these ethnic super-dickheads have it down so pat, that Curry No1. who actually can speak a few words of english, actually has a taxi license and does the “day shift”. Then Curry No2. how speaks stuff all english other than “No Spik english” does the evening shift using Curry No1’s identity and license! when he is done, Curry No3. does the graveyard shift, again using Curry No.1 or Curry No.20’s permit.

The ID’s are shuffled around by “professional” Curries, who do nothing more than “rent out” the permits to the “No Spik Englis” munchers. This way the driving logs always show a “fresh” Curry behind the wheel. It is perfectly understandable that we have so many Curry-Cabbies, as we simply do NOT have enough 7-11’s to go around.

Imagine if every Curry-Cabbie saved up enough to open their own 7-11! There would be row upon row of 7-11’s upon every major road in every city across the globe. so why do currymunchers emigrate here??? because there are NO 7-11’s in their home country, and their taxis are drawn by water-buffalo!

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Have you ever noticed that most dickheads seem to work in the support or help industry? You know, when your cable TV dies and you ring that 1800-dial-a-dickhead number they provide?

The one where the support dickhead asks you absolute dickhead questions like “is your electricity still turned on” or “have you checked the on/off button?”. I love them, they seem to have a checklist that they are required to follow step by step, and when we try to jump a few steps by saying stuff like ” Look buddy, i am actually a retired technician, and everything is fine except for your cable”, you’ll hear this plaintive voice say ” Are you to be sure that the electricity supply for you house is still currently connected, can you to be trying a light switch for me please?”
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Occassionally, (regularly) we cross paths with dickheads that are often outstanding in their own quirky dickhead way. Well this is where we list their foolish dickhead adventures.

For example, how many times have you rang your telephone company, waited 25 minutes listening to the 1942 Top 10, heard 41 different recorded commercials for upgrading your service, and that dickhead incessantly annoying robotic voice telling you just how important your call is, and that your call has been placed in a queue etc etc…. Finally you are connected to an actual human being, who in their best dickhead voice says something like “Hello this is Rahbeesh, how crghty fnunude iu drefgt hukingtrue grangsdatr”. Read the Full Story here…