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17 Nov

Oops… I think I need an insurance claim again

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Rumour has it that a certain dickhead tosser has “accidentally” crashed his nice car! Not only crashed it, but entirely written it off, so it will need to be a total insurance payout!

It’s rather fortunate and co-incidental really, as it was having serious engine problems, not to mention the clutch and transmission were playing up too. Perhaps the high repayments that were 4 in arrears, could have contributed to this unfortunate crash with a tree. No I think the only unfortunate part was that it didn’t catch fire we guess.

Oh well, lucky he’s not with AAMI ……. , luckily he is very well conversed with insurance claims, having arranged many “thefts” and write-offs for others for a small fee in the past.

This flash tosser is so cash strapped that for the first time in his life he had to bum $50 off a mate! Not to mention hiding and dodging those he owes…. could it be that the dickhead tosser will be re-categorised as a dickhead moocher in the future??

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10 Nov

Even ugly girls can be dickheads too

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Okay here’s a sheila who fancies her-self as a dickhead quite a bit. She’d have to be fair up herself, as no decent bloke in his right mind would ever get up it! She runs a blog on her domain name, with about a dozen sub-domains all blogging about how good n pretty she is. Farkin unreal mate, it’s fat n hideous and fits into the dial-a-dickhead category of the designer perfectly.

Where she reigns supreme as a dickhead, is she frigs around pluggin on all the plugsites she can find, mostly by remote script, as when you check your visitors logs, there is no sign that she ever visited your site!

Now she has been banned umpteen dozen times by various webmasters, and assumes that they all all dickheads who will never catch her out. Okay, most have given up on her, and some have even created an alternate blog for her, complete with her photo, and a picture of her dickhead titties. (Fark they are ugly bastards)

Jeeezaas… all the dickhead bitch has to do is play the game fairly. I mean on her crappy plugboard her rules state - only 1 plug per site blah blah, and yet the hypocritical dickhead defies her own rules and hammers every other poor pricks site with at least her 3 main images.

Anyhow you can read all her real drivel about her handfuls of anti-depressants and ugly pills, or you can click here to see Chaw topless with the ugly farkin tits. Get a load of the head on it will ya, it’s got a face like a bastard wild pig, cos she OD-ed on ugly pills. Dickhead took a handfull, and every one of em worked!

Chaw - A Living Beauty

Yerp. It’s enuff to make a fella chaw baccy.

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31 Aug

Dickhead Bogan James

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Loser..

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