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If you are not very bright, then The Designer is the Dial-a-Dickhead for you, because he already knows everything! Now even if he didn’t know something, he definitely will know someone who does know.

This guy couldn’t get any further up himself as he already holds the title of world’s most perfect arsehole.

He typically goes “full-on” and makes a big splash, then lounges back and cruises along in his glory boat.

He eventually comes to rest in deep shit, but successfully bullshits his way out and recommences the brown-nosing process again. Read the Full Story here…

Now here’s a dickhead you can actually recall knowing! The Jerk is a very special breed of dickhead.

The Jerk is the ONLY DICKHEAD that can actually claim that they were actually born a dickhead!

The Jerk is usually a Saggitarian, often shuffling their weight between each leg while standing, has a mouth bigger than the Amazon river, has a flat forehead, and always sports bleeding, skinned knuckles.

The skinned knuckles are not from fighting, but from constantly dragging them along the ground when walking. Read the Full Story here…