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27 Jun

Itchy Micky what a dickhead name for a shop

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Dick [Dial] // Category: Dickhead Web-Sites

What dickhead would call their ecommerce website Itchy Micky? Yep, some tool-head (thats an amateur dickhead) has an online store actually called Itchy Micky!

Check it out here and buy something, that way when your friends ask where you got your new so-and-so from, you can proudly say ” You get em from Itchy Micky’s “. Perhaps you could open a conversation with a pretty girl with “Have you looked at Itchy Mickys lately?” That’s bound to get you a handbag across the chops.

Imagine the delivery guy at your front door asking you what you got from Itchy Mickys. Even more realistic, visualize the delivery guys back at the warehouse arguing over who gets the Itchy Mickys today. Obviously the store owner must have thought it was a good idea. Maybe Micky the owner has a skin allergy, and his friends all say “Here comes itchy Mickey again”.

Well no-one is going to accuse me of looking at Itchy Mickys, I’ll leave that to the gynaecologists I think. I wish the dickhead luck with his shop, and need to remind him that he is just so lucky I couldn’t find a phone number there to list for a Dial-A-Dickhead Hotline.

I could have nightmares just thinking about the implications of buying something from there. Imagine if you had to return an item, and the delivery company driver that came to pick it up was a woman. “Have you got something for Itchy Micky’s?” err… No lady, but I’ve got a Peter-Heater for Brass monkeys!

Dickhead.

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