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Rumour has it that a certain dickhead tosser has “accidentally” crashed his nice car! Not only crashed it, but entirely written it off, so it will need to be a total insurance payout!

It’s rather fortunate and co-incidental really, as it was having serious engine problems, not to mention the clutch and transmission were playing up too. Perhaps the high repayments that were 4 in arrears, could have contributed to this unfortunate crash with a tree. No I think the only unfortunate part was that it didn’t catch fire we guess.

Oh well, lucky he’s not with AAMI ……. , luckily he is very well conversed with insurance claims, having arranged many “thefts” and write-offs for others for a small fee in the past.

This flash tosser is so cash strapped that for the first time in his life he had to bum $50 off a mate! Not to mention hiding and dodging those he owes…. could it be that the dickhead tosser will be re-categorised as a dickhead moocher in the future??

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The Moocher is one really sly dickhead. This is Mister Smooth, “Butter wouldn’t melt in their mouth”, the real charmer. So charming in fact, that by the time you figure out this dickhead is one sly fox, he has already mooched your last 5 bucks off you.

This dick-head is hard to expose, as he has the uncanny ability to impress your Granny so much with his charm, that she won’t hear a bad word against him, even though he pawned her false teeth last week! Read the Full Story here…