Occassionally, (regularly) we cross paths with dickheads that are often outstanding in their own quirky dickhead way. Well this is where we list their foolish dickhead adventures.

For example, how many times have you rang your telephone company, waited 25 minutes listening to the 1942 Top 10, heard 41 different recorded commercials for upgrading your service, and that dickhead incessantly annoying robotic voice telling you just how important your call is, and that your call has been placed in a queue etc etc…. Finally you are connected to an actual human being, who in their best dickhead voice says something like “Hello this is Rahbeesh, how crghty fnunude iu drefgt hukingtrue grangsdatr”. Read the Full Story here…

These numbers are sent to us anonomously by our dickhead tele-marketer friends in Pakistan.

It is very sad when even the Pakistani tele-marketers can identify a dickhead from a wrong number!

Simply SMS “Dial-a-Dickhead” or call and ask for “Dial-a-Dickhead”

+61422032109

+61420788789

0383303605

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