Rumour has it that a certain dickhead tosser has “accidentally” crashed his nice car! Not only crashed it, but entirely written it off, so it will need to be a total insurance payout!

It’s rather fortunate and co-incidental really, as it was having serious engine problems, not to mention the clutch and transmission were playing up too. Perhaps the high repayments that were 4 in arrears, could have contributed to this unfortunate crash with a tree. No I think the only unfortunate part was that it didn’t catch fire we guess.

Oh well, lucky he’s not with AAMI ……. , luckily he is very well conversed with insurance claims, having arranged many “thefts” and write-offs for others for a small fee in the past.

This flash tosser is so cash strapped that for the first time in his life he had to bum $50 off a mate! Not to mention hiding and dodging those he owes…. could it be that the dickhead tosser will be re-categorised as a dickhead moocher in the future??

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The Tosser is the original “King of the Kids” that will never grow up as wisdom eludes them.

The Tosser has to have, and wants to be the best of the best! They can ride a bike better, they can drive better, they can swim better, they can bullshit better, they can do anything better, if you don’t believe me, just ask them!

They will tell you that their dick is bigger and that they can toss it better than anyone! Unfortunately their manhood is definitely not bigger than their EGO!!!!!!!!! Read the Full Story here…

These numbers are sent to us anonomously by our dickhead tele-marketer friends in Pakistan.

It is very sad when even the Pakistani tele-marketers can identify a dickhead from a wrong number!

Simply SMS “Dial-a-Dickhead” or call and ask for “Dial-a-Dickhead”

+61422032109

+61420788789

0383303605